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French and Irish fall out over ‘box’ incident

Posted in Uncategorized by irishsoccerinsider on November 11, 2009


These letters were leaked today showing a major breakdown in communication between the French Government and the Irish over the upcoming World Cup qualifying play-off. There’s now a full-blown diplomatic row brewing. 🙂

Letters

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  1. Marcel Esser said, on November 11, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    I love Ireland.

  2. Póló said, on November 11, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    Right bloody order.

  3. Póló said, on November 11, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    What about Carla’s box?

    • Stew said, on November 14, 2009 at 4:26 am

      what do u mean what about carla’s box? of course he needs a box to get into carla’s box lmfao

      • hotboxcharlie said, on November 25, 2009 at 10:58 am

        he can always put a bucket over her head ,then he can swing on the handles

  4. e. said, on November 12, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    AWESOME.

  5. Jon said, on November 12, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Perhaps it was the spelling of ‘Ireland’ which pissed them off in the first place?

  6. diegosan said, on November 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    He’s that for real ??? If yes, how can I become Irish right away ?????

    • Pauline said, on November 14, 2009 at 9:59 pm

      Sorry, you can’t “become” Irish – it’s a priviledge only bestowed on those born in the Emerald Isle, and with it comes the unique humour!

      • Gregory said, on November 16, 2009 at 1:21 pm

        Er, no it’s not.

        Under the Irish Nationality and Citizenship Acts, 1956 to 2004, a person who was born outside Ireland is automatically an Irish citizen by descent if one of that person’s parents was an Irish citizen who was born in Ireland.

        A person born abroad to a parent who, although not born in Ireland, was otherwise an Irish citizen at the time of the person’s birth, can become an Irish citizen by applying for Foreign Births Registration.

  7. Justin Parks said, on November 12, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    Classic stuff, I think I cracked a rib laughing at that.

  8. Ei2g said, on November 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm

    Sarkozy will need a representative to make the complaint at the highest levels. Or a box in Paris.

  9. Jules said, on November 12, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    I am still laughing at all of this. Whoever put them together deserves a medal. And a VIP box at the game.

  10. cdachy said, on November 12, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    Ahahaha =)
    Irish administration looks really funnier than the french one!

  11. Olivier said, on November 12, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    Awesome !

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  14. Keith said, on November 12, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Brilliant!
    If only they’d labelled them Department of Foreign Affairs instead of Diplomatic Affairs, people might actually be drawn in…

  15. jim jones said, on November 12, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Yoko Pagels said, on November 12, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    Oh deary, deary me !!!! Off with their heads, I say !!!!

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    • LonestarJR said, on November 18, 2009 at 8:56 pm

      Everyone settle down! It’s not as though it were real football (in which the ball is pointed at both ends)!

      • TattieTam said, on November 20, 2009 at 7:16 am

        And baseball is just rounders for adults…..ho hum….

      • Yo said, on July 18, 2010 at 9:03 pm

        …so not ball-shaped, then? Do you use your feet at all? Because over here we use them, like, all the time. Probably where the name comes from. How about you?

  18. Alex said, on November 12, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    AWESOME ! xD

  19. Rattle Milo said, on November 12, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    I wouldn’t mind shagging the president’s bird, I bet she’s got a tidy little VIP box on her.

  20. Bruno Hannud said, on November 12, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    Please ask the Irish to translate all this to French… and the french translate all this ti Irish.

    • Tricky said, on November 13, 2009 at 12:51 pm

      Don,t you mean translate in to English or Gailic?

    • Eoin said, on November 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm

      Say what now?

  21. nick said, on November 12, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    Should have asked the eejit if he can reach the highest levels 😉

  22. Toby Engram said, on November 12, 2009 at 11:14 pm

    Typical thick Mick getting it all wrong!

  23. Anna said, on November 12, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    *cackles*

  24. CA Murphy said, on November 12, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    Genius! Mr O’Leary deserves a medal for bravery!

  25. Corey said, on November 12, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh, it made my day.

  26. Stan Cattermole said, on November 12, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    That is brilliant. Just wonderful. What life is all about. I hope it’s real.

  27. Marcus said, on November 12, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    Priceless! You’ve made my day

  28. Chris Brown said, on November 13, 2009 at 12:04 am

    Funniest thing I’ve read in a while.

  29. Babs said, on November 13, 2009 at 12:12 am

    Come On The Boys In Green

  30. David D said, on November 13, 2009 at 12:44 am

    Absolutely brilliant, so funny and just love the last Irish reply to those paranoid French. Thrash them Eire!

  31. Charlie Ward said, on November 13, 2009 at 3:42 am

    Who says the Irish only like to drink? These letters are a classic in humour and the Froggies were never known for a sense of humour.

  32. J.Kratina said, on November 13, 2009 at 5:27 am

    The Irish were rude. They should have provides a ladder instead of a box.

    • Galwaygem said, on November 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm

      He can have my babies high chair, my baby too big for it now, I put a cable and plug on it. lol

  33. eugen said, on November 13, 2009 at 5:46 am

    bloody irish!
    stupid french!

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  35. Bill Coley said, on November 13, 2009 at 7:39 am

    Brilliant. I love the address of the French consul too !

    Rue des Blageurs!! :O)

  36. jen said, on November 13, 2009 at 7:45 am

    i’d like to print these letters
    is there a printable version?

  37. SArkophage said, on November 13, 2009 at 8:38 am

    Non? C’est pas vrai, ça? Si?
    Si c’est vrai, faut l’encadrer. Bien qu’on ne puisse pas ” l’encadrer ” !

  38. Andreas said, on November 13, 2009 at 8:40 am

    Wow… So this is how wars are started?

  39. Scotch Harry said, on November 13, 2009 at 9:01 am

    BIG JOCK KNEW

  40. Chopper said, on November 13, 2009 at 9:30 am

    “You can’t be serious” in the words of the great although unfortunately not late, John McEnroe.

  41. Peter F said, on November 13, 2009 at 9:31 am

    I desparately hope that these are authentic, the tears are running down my face from laughing………….the last Irish letter reminds me why I love that country!

    • david hingamp said, on November 13, 2009 at 7:51 pm

      Nobody else but you loves your country….

      • Mersinli said, on November 14, 2009 at 2:54 am

        Pompous brit. Everyone loves the Irish, including Turkiye. Irish are a great and a proud people who know who their friends are (plus they can put some drinks away and show up for work perfectly fine the next morn).

      • Pauline said, on November 14, 2009 at 10:08 pm

        Wrong! The whole world loves Ireland and the Irish. Only two kinds of people, the Irish, and those would love to be Irish!!!

      • Lucy, UK said, on November 16, 2009 at 12:27 pm

        Wrong Pauline. There are also those who couldn’t care less.

      • Miriam Malone said, on June 15, 2010 at 5:56 pm

        You’re such a twit David

    • tetra said, on November 14, 2009 at 9:15 pm

      I just can’t believe people read the letters (fantastic) and didn’t read the first entry, saying that it was an ELABORATE HOAX BY AN ADVERTISING AGENCY … but hope that it is real? It would be nice to think that something like this could happen, but funnily enough, they are not called diplomats without a reason.

      Nice job the agency!!! Took me just until the 30cm box to start laughing, but kept me reading till the end. Never noticed the rue de blageur address.

  42. Eoin said, on November 13, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Great stuff.

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  45. FredIsDead said, on November 13, 2009 at 10:11 am

    This is absolutely fantastic.
    Thank you.

    Fred, Bombay

  46. skandale said, on November 13, 2009 at 10:34 am

    wow! gosh!

    that’s a good one!

    come on boys in green!

  47. Nathan said, on November 13, 2009 at 10:49 am

    love the fact that the irish department of diplomatic affairs offical logo appears to be the same as guiness

    • Zachery said, on November 13, 2009 at 10:29 pm

      The harp is a national emblem of Ireland. It’s on our currency.

      • René said, on November 14, 2009 at 9:08 pm

        Is Guiness your currency? 😀

  48. Irwin Parkhurst said, on November 13, 2009 at 11:02 am

    Good job he didn’t request an adjoining bog as with the Irish terrain and humour he might have been spoilt for choice

  49. Jon Faux said, on November 13, 2009 at 11:12 am

    This is not a French thing .. the letters, if genuine show how up “their own backsides” officials can be ! I can assure you that many French people would appreciate the humour .. especially of the last reply.

    A global credit crunch, two wars, famine and no EU vote for the British and a government offical is trying to whine about a little Hungarian’s stature.

    • Helen Wells said, on November 13, 2009 at 3:25 pm

      You are clearly French. You underline “A global crunch, two wars, etc” in order to give a put-down to the Irish (read British), but you French never cease to criticise the English for executing Jeanne d’Arc (when the French could easily have prevented it). Not to mention the fact that you snuggle up to the Germans, allowing them to invade your country, and only have plaudits for the Americans for helping to win the war (when they refused to until near the end when Pearl Harbour was bombed) instead of – once and for all – demonstrating your appreciation for the British getting you out from under German domination. It doesn’t look good to sneer at those who saved you (yet again), particularly since you do nothing to help yourselves. [I say this although one of my heros is Jean Moulin, the leader of the French resistance.]

      • Brian said, on November 13, 2009 at 4:14 pm

        Come on now Helen,
        This is an Irish Franco war. No room for the Brits this time. With a bit of luck instead of beating the Bejayssu out of each other, we’ll end up singing songs amid copious amounts of the Claret and the Black stuff!

      • Spike said, on November 13, 2009 at 7:09 pm

        “you French never cease to criticise the English for executing Jeanne d’Arc (when the French could easily have prevented it)”

        The letters were funny but this is actually even funnier :)))

      • Eric J said, on November 13, 2009 at 10:01 pm

        America only joined “near the end when Pearl Harbor was bombed”? you need a history lesson… not to mention a sense of humor (humour?) … Let’s just go back to laughing at the two peoples placed on Earth to make the British look good 🙂

      • jenesaispas said, on November 14, 2009 at 4:01 pm

        euh… ww2 ? again ? it was 60 years ago, please get a life.

      • Patrick said, on November 22, 2009 at 12:34 pm

        Helen

        Grab a glass of Bordeaux and relax, this is just a joke!

        Patrick

    • Miriam Malone said, on June 15, 2010 at 5:59 pm

      Jon, the letters are not genuine…there is no “Department of Diplomatic Affairs” in Irleand….the correct name would be “Foreign Affairs” – its a JOKE! As for writing letters about a “little Hungarian’s stature” I would think that nobody is more conscious of that issue than the gentleman himself!

  50. Jacob Bessire said, on November 13, 2009 at 11:16 am

    c’est de la merde

    • jenesaispas said, on November 14, 2009 at 3:59 pm

      non c’est très bien fait.

  51. Capt Hook said, on November 13, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Don’t you just love the Irish!!
    Best wishes from the Irish Capitol, LIVERPOOL!

    • david hingamp said, on November 13, 2009 at 7:53 pm

      Sorry? who lives the irish here?

    • Patrick said, on November 22, 2009 at 12:36 pm

      LOL!

      That’s pretty good too.

      Patrick

  52. Póló said, on November 13, 2009 at 11:34 am

    Guinness harp faces the other way.

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  54. JB said, on November 13, 2009 at 11:56 am

    The French post code of 74139 is right on the French/Austrian border next to Geneva (intentional??).

    Very good spoof :o)

  55. JB said, on November 13, 2009 at 11:56 am

    :o) = 🙂

  56. JB said, on November 13, 2009 at 11:59 am

    God my geography is bad!! I meant French/Swiss border. Last post, I promise!

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  58. hoojakabiffy said, on November 13, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Brilliant!! Had me falling about the place laughing…

  59. DC1983 said, on November 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    Got to love it….small frog no friends, small frog no friends.

    Ireland will see them off; believe in ‘The Trap’.

    http://sportales.com/soccer/keane-to-impress/

  60. Chris said, on November 13, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    This game of rugby has turned into a boxing match. Sorry!!

  61. Michael said, on November 13, 2009 at 12:42 pm

    When I first saw “box” I thought he wanted to ensure his intimates were kept safe for the lovely Carla.A stray ball? I was wrong!!

    Best thing I have seen in years!!

    Vive la Guiness!!

    Michael (London)

  62. Tricky said, on November 13, 2009 at 12:54 pm

    surely you mean translate in to English or Gailicsh?

  63. mookie said, on November 13, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Very funny! Well done to whoever put these together! 🙂

  64. Gareth said, on November 13, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Does anyone else see a simularity between Mr Sarkozy and another diminutive French Leader?

  65. Somefroggy bloke said, on November 13, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Congratulations from a French man. That was very well put together.
    … And good luck for the game, que le meilleur gagne!

  66. Swinford Jo said, on November 13, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    “Go Eire !”, the french on the other hand have already been told where to go!, don’t you know.

    • Franks said, on November 16, 2009 at 9:17 pm

      the ‘go’ is english the rest irish..try Suas Eire!

  67. mary and dave. said, on November 13, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    really brilliant. as an irish woman i congratulate mr. o’leary on his astuteness. UP THE DUBS. !!!!!!

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  69. Peter said, on November 13, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    Not sure why there would be a French consulate in Paris. And “blaguer” = “to joke”, “to make fun of”. Clever though. Lord knows, the Irish have been the butt of world humour for generations; they’re entitled to have a little back.

    • Patrick said, on November 22, 2009 at 12:42 pm

      Hi

      I live in the states and can attest to that. Go to NYC and hang with Italian Americans. Irish jokes till your stomach hurts.

      Patrick

  70. A g said, on November 13, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    Ha someone said to translate this to irish ,
    ha the irish speak english hahaha!!!

    Go on the Irish we rock!!

    i would actullly believe that this is real ,

    so lik the irish !!

    bets on that the irish will win this time round!! 🙂

  71. IAN T said, on November 13, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Well there goes ENTENTE CORDIALE with the French, and more like lets down some more GUINNESS boys who really wants to drink CORDIALE anyway.

  72. Daniel said, on November 13, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Very cool. I live in France and this is definitely very funny 😉 Thanks. Made my day.

  73. JF Hugon said, on November 13, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Excellent !!!!!

  74. boesch said, on November 13, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    like it. do’nt believe it. but still, I like it

  75. walid dib said, on November 13, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    ziss iz big chitte !

  76. Drunken lep said, on November 13, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    If its raining the French mood will dip to our advantage!! 🙂 TO ARTHUR!!

  77. l'oney said, on November 13, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    thank u some much for this incredible story, hope will happen one day in france, somehow it is a good news that our beloved president won’t be in Dublin

  78. Alex said, on November 13, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    haha so funny, and I’m french. Of course this is a joke..

    And, yes, we will beat you 🙂

    **French Kisses**

  79. Clem said, on November 13, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    That’s a cracking viral idea.. unless it is real?

  80. O'something said, on November 13, 2009 at 3:48 pm

    Funny as heck, but do officials really copypaste their signatures on their letters?

    😉

  81. robin said, on November 13, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    hahaha gotta love the irish

  82. Monsieur baguette said, on November 13, 2009 at 4:39 pm

    Somebody has a lot of time on their hands 😉 Thanks for using it so well.
    Lots of nice touches in the letters picked up by others above…Rue des Blagues :o)

  83. Alan G said, on November 13, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Best Spoof I’ve seen in years! I’m aching!!

  84. Ben said, on November 13, 2009 at 5:01 pm

    Absolutely fabulous ! thanks for such a good laugh !…and I’m French ! pity it’s a fake ! yet our ‘virtically diminished’ Pdt can’t be more ridiculous than he was in Germany, can he ? (well, I wouldn’t bet on that actually !). I wouldn’t mind if Ireland won as long as there’s guiness to bear that !

  85. Joni said, on November 13, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Nicolas Sarkozy is such a dork, haha.

  86. juliantheprostate said, on November 13, 2009 at 5:48 pm

    It would have been more hilarious and certainly more embarassing if the sport involved had been cricket.

  87. stan said, on November 13, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    Allez les verts!

  88. PAULA said, on November 13, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    Jaysus! Nearly wet myself laughing! Know nothing about the game but can’t wait to watch the match now! craic indeed!

  89. James said, on November 13, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Ireland ? What’s that, a country ? I thought it was to UK was Andora is to France.

    • Brian said, on November 16, 2009 at 4:11 pm

      Ouch!!!! Here we go again! Thankfully there’s only a few left but they do let their Country (Empire??) down.

  90. carmo said, on November 13, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    The Irish without doubt have the best sense of humour in the world! And I’m sure the Irish will welcome the French fans with open arms and have a bit of the world renowned cráic. Best of luck éire

  91. pascal dioeuf said, on November 13, 2009 at 6:32 pm

    thanks for this good joke,

    I’m french, living in france and wil be happy , looking at the stupid french diplomacy, go the greeeeennnn!!!

  92. irishcoffea said, on November 13, 2009 at 6:39 pm

    On va vous la mettre profond les bulldogs et c’est tout ce qui compte ! Souce mes boules !

  93. VAL ROBB0 said, on November 13, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    Glad to see a lot of precautions are in place with so many French Letters floating around

  94. Cooper said, on November 13, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Good God that’s terrifyingly funny!

  95. david hingamp said, on November 13, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    It’s obviously false, and that’s why it’s funny.
    Otherwise it is not at all.

  96. Marimo said, on November 13, 2009 at 8:00 pm

    For Sale:

    French army rifle
    Like new
    Only dropped once.

    • paradad said, on November 14, 2009 at 8:58 am

      I bet it wasn’t fired either!!

  97. Tim said, on November 13, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    That’s a canny move by the Irish. It would have had a massive affect on the game if the French team knew King Dinkie was there with them.

  98. Ellie said, on November 13, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    proud to be irish.

  99. Rachel said, on November 13, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Thats hilarious!

  100. Alex Reynolds said, on November 13, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    hahahahaha

  101. S said, on November 13, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Sadly, it’s a spoof, but still a good read.

    BBC News:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8359004.stm

    “Fair enough”

  102. Sinéad said, on November 13, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    Haha,GO IRELAND!

  103. Pat said, on November 13, 2009 at 9:26 pm

    I guess no one realised that there really is not a game named soccer……..
    only Americans call it that…..
    so,in our politically correct world?
    we also are also expected to call it s….r
    IT IS FOOTBALL,
    AS PLAYED BY THE WHOLE WORLD..
    INCLUDING IRISH AND FRENCH MEN WHATEVER THEIR NAMES OR STATURE.
    FOOTBALL,REMEMBER?…FOOTBALL…
    LET US GO BACK TO BANNING THAT WORD S….R.
    I enjoyed reading these letters…..

    • Patrick said, on November 14, 2009 at 3:02 pm

      It’s also called ‘Soccer’ in Australia – you know that place down under where the Brits sent a bunch of Irish, Welsh and English prisoners – funny how that name Soccer came about…

    • Kevin said, on November 19, 2009 at 6:49 pm

      sorry pat, when we grew up in Ireland, soccer was called soccer and you guessed it football was Gaelic football.

  104. Nicola said, on November 13, 2009 at 9:54 pm

    I love Ireland. So so so so so much ❤ Amazing. 😀

  105. Helena said, on November 13, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Puuulease!

    Will you all get a grip!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
    Joke .. its a joke- and even if it isin’t ..it is!!
    LOL

  106. Timo said, on November 13, 2009 at 10:10 pm

    Inspiration of Irish ad agency called Chemistry

  107. Paddy Rolling Stone said, on November 13, 2009 at 10:28 pm

    Now that was some funny shite! Great entertainment to get me weekend started.

  108. emmadilemma said, on November 13, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    Even more excited for the match tomoro after reading this! come on you boys in green!!!

  109. book collection said, on November 13, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    kekeke lol

  110. William said, on November 13, 2009 at 11:29 pm

    This is what it’s all about leave the pc shite to Gordon Brown and his wankers,we can all get on and have a laugh without interfering busy bodies tellings us we can’t say that , and we can’t say this, it’s good that two nations can laugh at each other.

  111. Tess said, on November 14, 2009 at 12:22 am

    eh. us irish are pretty stupid right?

  112. Brian said, on November 14, 2009 at 12:40 am

    Best thing I’ve read this year

    • david hingamp said, on November 14, 2009 at 1:39 pm

      Is it really?

  113. Sarkozy said, on November 14, 2009 at 12:55 am

    merde…………

  114. Séamus said, on November 14, 2009 at 1:37 am

    Let’s get right into them tomorrow!

    Come on you boys in green.

    Bring it!

  115. Christophe Vert said, on November 14, 2009 at 2:21 am

    My God; that’s classic.
    Here’s to an Irish win!

  116. Shawn said, on November 14, 2009 at 3:56 am

    nearly busted a gut laughing… nice work.

  117. Gaston Iggins said, on November 14, 2009 at 4:10 am

    News Flash!!

    Sarkozy is a stand-up guy and is going to bring his own box – the one his squeeze kicks out from under him at climax for contraception purposes

  118. FRENCH F***s said, on November 14, 2009 at 6:34 am

    Haha! Owned! This is the best thing I’ve ever read!

    These Frenchmen are so sensitive! But that only makes the joke funnier, that they felt hurtened by this!

    Thank You Bill O’leary! Legend 4ever after this

    • François le Français said, on November 14, 2009 at 4:56 pm

      Brilliant !

      Sure that we would never hear of this in the French news.

      nb:Just adding that “French F***s” must be the douchest of the douche for the comment he left.

  119. Elgollio said, on November 14, 2009 at 6:35 am

    LLLLOOOOOLLLLL
    Many thanks to Irish people for this really good joke …. we face a ugggggeeee shortage of humor & freedom in France right now.
    naboléon has such a big problem with this, we have to take profit of this situation …

    By the way, if Irish people can keep the french coach, we will be greatfull for ever … thanks in advance.

    Good game for both teams tomorrow

  120. gilles said, on November 14, 2009 at 7:14 am

    good crack !
    well play bhoys

  121. AMBONE said, on November 14, 2009 at 8:14 am

    A BANANA BOX WITH HANDRAILS IS GOOD ENOUGH !

  122. Quickroute said, on November 14, 2009 at 8:22 am

    someone should box his ears

  123. Kim Normann said, on November 14, 2009 at 8:23 am

    Thats one of the reasons why I love Ireland! great humour. Kick France!

    • Kieron said, on November 19, 2009 at 11:14 am

      If the French only kicked, there would have been no problem…

  124. samuel said, on November 14, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Excellent !

    Put him into the box and keep him in Ireland =) Do whatever you want with Carla.

  125. John said, on November 14, 2009 at 10:20 am

    Wish I were irish. Just love those guys.

    • deirdre curran said, on November 14, 2009 at 3:19 pm

      I love being Irish , now living in France. I will watch the game and think of this spoof .Tears of laughter running down my face Thanks for the laugh.

  126. Sarkophobic said, on November 14, 2009 at 11:31 am

    Thanks to Bill!
    Please put Sarkozy in a little box and throw it in the garbage for us…
    Thank you…

  127. derek hall said, on November 14, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Loved it!!-wouldnt be surprised one bit if it was genuine!! Come on the boys in green-stuff it up the frogs!!!

  128. Peter Armstrong-See said, on November 14, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    Brilliant. Reminded me of the time the Americans provided Queen Elizabeth II with a lectern so high, only her hat was visible when she spoke.

    Go, Ireland!

  129. Too, too hilarious for words said, on November 14, 2009 at 12:23 pm

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  130. Eileen said, on November 14, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    What great Irish wit, which we really miss!!

  131. Eileen said, on November 14, 2009 at 2:47 pm

    Great Irish wit!!!

  132. Clark said, on November 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    Don’t miss our french proverb from a great French philosopher :
    “When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.” :p)
    I hope the balloon will be at least in dried cod !

    … really a great joke, Irish friends,

    Clark from the litteul’ free & drolatik britain

  133. david hingamp said, on November 14, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    vive la France!
    allez les bleus!

  134. jenesaispas said, on November 14, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    c’est drôle, il faudrait traduire ça en français pour que tous les français puissent en profiter aussi
    très bonne idée, très bonne blague. c’est de qui ?

  135. jenesaispas said, on November 14, 2009 at 4:10 pm

    ahaahh, ^^c’est vraiment très drôle et très bien fait, on y croirait presque, on ne verra jamais une agence de com française faire la même chose, dommage.

  136. Pascal said, on November 14, 2009 at 4:49 pm

    In the name of my whole country and my fellow peoples of France, suffering hardly this time, crisis, country ungoverned, not cold beer in french pubs, and so on, I, standing up(1,72 cm), hand on my eart, would like to thanks with all the honors of France(“legion d’honneur” medal perhaps) author of these brilant letters helping us accepting this time with our “cretin” president(of the united state of France).
    We had Napoleon 1st(not so tall, either), Napoleon”Le Petit”(meaning “The Small”), now we have Napoleon “L’Avatar”. Thanks again. Unfortunaltly, I didn’t catch all the sense at all; I don’t care, I had a lot of fun !!! :)))

  137. kevinmcg said, on November 14, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Brilliant!

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  139. Carlito said, on November 14, 2009 at 8:16 pm

    Hey Irish people,

    thanks a lot for taking the piss on him ! (actually if you could take the piss on him for real, would be a great relief). Great joke, almost caught me, cos if you knew the kind of people working in french institutions, bad humour no fluent english, you would know this could have been real.
    Another one like this and I bail you out our ticket to South Af !
    Have a great game !
    PS : we are so close cultures, you got such brilliant people, girls and beers, I just cannot feel “war-ish” tonite…

  140. YesYouFind.com said, on November 14, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    In France we had a good laugh about this, very amusing :):):)

  141. nick chance said, on November 15, 2009 at 6:24 am

    Poor old t-kozy. Bloody midget!

  142. ernst m. feibusch said, on November 15, 2009 at 7:09 am

    It’s absolutely hilarious, even if one lives in the United States.
    ‘Course ya gotta be a soccer nut the appreciate it. emf

  143. Christian Perrier said, on November 15, 2009 at 7:29 am

    Sad that you guys didn’t kick the butt of “our” French team….but the joke was hilarious anyway.

    See you green folks at the 6 nations rugby game in February. *that* will be great game and a great fight. Soccer is just too lame for being interesting anyway..

    • Pascal said, on November 17, 2009 at 9:45 am

      So do I, I ma expecting urgently to be in february !!!

      RUGBY ! That’s a gentlemen sport !

  144. Patricia said, on November 15, 2009 at 10:33 am

    Really great craic. The letters were really good and we all here had a good laugh.I’ve
    been living in France for a few years and love the french people but I do miss the wit
    and craic in Dublin. Why do some of you have to use vulgarity when its not called for,
    I mean come on out there, ye can be funny and the letters had us all rolling around
    the room and they were by no mean vulgar!! Ye Gods I sound like my mother, still I
    could do worse because the irish mammies and jewish mamies have a lot in common.
    mine being irish and very funny, guess I’m blessed. Life is great so keep up the good
    work whoever did the letters!!

  145. LilyRose said, on November 15, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    I’ve never felt so proud to be Irish ! =D

    En attendant le match retour…

  146. Humanyeti said, on November 15, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Who cares about Ireland or France, New Zealand bet Baharian and made it in to the World Cup!!!! Yahoooo!!!!! You little beauty!

  147. paul said, on November 15, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    i dont know if i should laugh or get mad …im french \irish …someone help meeeeee

    • Pascal said, on November 17, 2009 at 9:42 am

      Yes, it’ s funny because it’s not real but so realistic !!!

      Pascal, 100 % French

  148. "the Bod" said, on November 16, 2009 at 12:27 am

    Good job, keep them coming. I was suggesting for the next leg that we should put in a complaint that the new french jersey now features these speed lines on the rib of the shirt which clearly gave them an unfair advantage, this i think would fly pretty well, its not hard to piss of the french.

  149. Bryan F said, on November 16, 2009 at 8:58 am

    If only the irish could get in the box in the match!!!

  150. Ron Heslop said, on November 16, 2009 at 10:00 am

    Excellent! Fantastic!! Great!! A good trouncing of the French on Wdenesday will be the cherry on the Cake!!!!!

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  152. david hingamp said, on November 16, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Who cares how to become irish when IRELAND-FRANCE: 0-1
    hehehe…

    French Dave.

  153. Andy Byrne said, on November 16, 2009 at 6:30 pm

    Good job it wasn’t a cricket match, or the could have been an even greater misunderstanding!

  154. Retrac, said, on November 16, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    This should be brought to the Attention of the President Elect of the USE (United States of Europe) With all their New Laws there must be one against “Froggy Bashing”
    Retrac.

  155. Heri said, on November 17, 2009 at 12:53 am

    Ha ha ha, tellement bon, mais qu’est ce qu’on est con.

  156. Don said, on November 17, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    What a brilliant e-mail, and wow so many replies, visited Dublin last year’ fantastic place. wonderful time not been to France yet though look forward to soon,

    Too many people say ” shouldn’t say that! ” I say LIVE A LITTLE, YOU MAY ENJOY IT!

  157. seccat said, on November 18, 2009 at 12:52 am

    That’s funny!

  158. michael power said, on November 18, 2009 at 8:09 am

    “beidh la eile ag an bPaorach”……..we say in irish or gaelic if you please

    and we will have our day ………. or night ………….tonight

    love the french but love to beat them too……….. they should have sent us more help historically and liberated us centuries ago..who fears to speak of ’98 and the year of the french……………. hopefully we wrap the flag they gave us around them and bring them down

    Eire go brach!…………… You’ll never beat the Irish (humour and craic.. ) if only ?Trap would let us have one visionary midfilelder in Andy Reid.. it is like playing with one leg

    Scaoil amach an bobailin!…………….. let it rip Ireland and give them a lash!.. Great hoax guys and thanks for lighting up the dark days.. now into the french!..Allez Allez Allez .. merci

  159. michael power said, on November 18, 2009 at 8:46 am

    you’ll never beat the irish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for Craic and humour

    now if we could just beat the french footballers………what a night it would be!!!!!!!!!!!

    our new litany .. response : “play for us” or even pray for us

    Andy Reid play for us
    Stephen Ireland play for us
    Johnny Giles play for us
    Eamon Dunphy play for us
    Charlie Hurley play for us
    Noel Cantwell play for us
    Mick Leech play for us
    Frank O’Neill …………
    Bunny Fulham ………..
    Alan Kelly ………
    Liam Tuohy ………
    Paul Mc Grath …………
    Frank Stapleton ….
    Liam Brady …………….
    Ronnie Whelan ………..
    Don Givens ………
    Paddy Coad ……..
    Joe Haverty ………
    Kevin Moran ……….
    David O’Leary ………..
    Tony Dunne ……….
    Ray Treacy …………
    Packie Bonner …………

  160. apricotfox said, on November 18, 2009 at 9:06 am

    Brilliant!

  161. ronnie.r said, on November 18, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Derek
    We are trying to work on the box not the craic.
    tonight 2 goals to 1 in favour of the green .

  162. Jonathan Smith said, on November 18, 2009 at 12:48 pm

    Did he expect to leave his high heeled shoes back home in France ?

  163. Paul Box said, on November 18, 2009 at 2:07 pm

    OK!OK! so I am a box, at least I will get to see up Carla’s skirt to see her bruni ha!ha!

    • From France said, on November 18, 2009 at 6:05 pm

      he he!

  164. Chops said, on November 18, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Surely Guiness is a Welsh invention. But then the Irish do a bloody good job of marketing all sorts of things don´t they?

  165. Cameron Crombie said, on November 18, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    That was funny and made me laugh

  166. iManu said, on November 18, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    It deserved to be true 🙂
    He’s done worse, like accepting only short people on a public photo…
    I’m French, but I’m ashamed of a president who gives such a bad image of my country.

    We French love Ireland.
    Who cares about Football anyway?
    Shame Ireland has not got a decent rugby team, though…

    Stop shooting, just kidding 😉

    • Galwaygem said, on November 19, 2009 at 11:22 pm

      Hey, we won the Grand Slam!!!

  167. From France said, on November 18, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Excellent! He would also need a bo to be burried in as soon as possible.

    Good luck for tonight’s game, but still…

    ALLEZ LES BLEUS!

    😉

  168. poporico said, on November 18, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    should have been 1st april

  169. Bob said, on November 18, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    Sarkozy gave money to the ref, the end. Now who’s laughting? WHAHHAAHHAHAH

  170. Damian Smith said, on November 19, 2009 at 5:17 am

    Hahaha! That was great!

    Too bad we were hard-done by a cheater and a blind official… 😦

    • david hingamp said, on November 19, 2009 at 11:52 am

      this is really getting funnier now.
      I didn’t know Irish were that bad losers!
      Reading these recent comments after the match do make me laugh now!

      • steve said, on November 19, 2009 at 6:41 pm

        bad losers ye had to score with a hand to win should be a rematch what u think?

  171. david hingamp said, on November 19, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Irish can laugh, make money but can’t play football!
    That’s funny! 🙂
    Vive la France!

    • Galwaygem said, on November 19, 2009 at 11:24 pm

      We were robbed, replay!!!!

  172. Ronan Gallagher said, on November 19, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    It’s great to see Irish marketing creatives thinking outside of the (ahem!) ‘box’!

  173. Mythreya said, on November 19, 2009 at 8:39 pm

    Irish humour at its best. I am not even Irish, but there is a lot of Irish inside of me. When I say that, I mean Jameson and Guinness.

  174. Grandgoonerama said, on November 19, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    A classic, Thanks.

    Grandgoonerama

  175. Andy said, on November 20, 2009 at 1:43 am

    You can then say that the French did not beat the Irish “hands-down”. Thierry Henry as the greatest footballer in the world in 2009 is one great big “CHEAT!!!!”The governing body should hang themselves in shame and eliminate France from the World Cup 2010 altogether, replacing them with Ireland. Tha’t just blatant cheating!!!!

  176. Keith Fawkner said, on November 20, 2009 at 6:48 am

    After “The Hand of Frog” affair, I hear that the Irish Navy has blockaded all major French ports, the Irish Air Force has bombed all the Champagne wineries, and the Irish army has invaded Corsica!

    • Patrick said, on November 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm

      Hi

      Please remove your navies from French ports, stop bombing Champagne wineries they hardly can keep up with demand after the French booked their world cup spot.
      On the other end you can keep Corsica, that’s not France.

      Patrick

  177. Junior said, on November 20, 2009 at 9:41 am

    HA-Ha!

    Funniest thing I’ve seen since the camp fire in Blazing Saddles!

    I am astonished at the French winning this game: I thought they would just have surrendered. . . . . . . . .

  178. Pascal said, on November 20, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    SHAME !!! SHAME !!! SHAME !!! For the french staff and for the whole French people. That Thierry Henri fault is “in the mood” according to the actual dark period of France, as drak as Vichy period. History won’t never remember these years, these dark years.

    Pascal, french.

    • david hingamp said, on November 20, 2009 at 3:56 pm

      Are you going beserk or what???
      What has Vichy or Hitler even got to do with a stupid game of football?
      You are the extremist.
      Irland is not going to the World cup and get over it. Who gives a shit?
      French Dave.

  179. Charlotte said, on November 20, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    How about that Herry?

  180. charlotte said, on November 20, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    Pity about the result but good to see us play well and bid adieu to Henry.

  181. Foley said, on November 20, 2009 at 7:07 pm

    As an Irish-american, and with America already set-up for a South Africa trip, I say its a damn shame if France doesnt agree to replay the match. What little honor they have left in the world is destroyed by them sneaking away with and obvious blatant disregard for the sport.

    • Patrick said, on November 22, 2009 at 1:05 pm

      George Bush is that you?

      Patrick

  182. Bhakta the Doctor said, on November 21, 2009 at 2:48 am

    Well you got me laughing on the floor… Thanks

  183. Peejay said, on November 21, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Rue des Blaguer?

    Blaguer = to joke

  184. Patrick said, on November 22, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Where did everybody go?
    I was having fun here.

    Patrick

  185. keith said, on November 23, 2009 at 4:33 pm

    Classic, for some time I thought that it was referring to a cricket box

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  187. William Sullivan said, on November 23, 2009 at 11:00 pm

    Go Irish!
    Fair play is mandatorty!
    Bill Sullivan

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  189. britinfrance said, on November 26, 2009 at 9:10 am

    Get over it Ireland
    Nobody was arguing for a replay after maradonna’s “hand of God”

    If you had scored more goals it wouldn’t have mattered, so get back to what you do best- humour, Guinness, and irreverence

    • Maradona and Child said, on December 14, 2009 at 3:25 pm

      Even if the ‘Hand of God” goal had been disallowed, Maradona managed to seal the deal shortly afterwards with a second using his feet. The first goal didn’t decide anything. That hasn’t stopped the whinging English going on about it for the last quarter century.

      Now the ‘Hand of Frog’ has denied us our World Cup victory, its our turn to bellyache. Stop trying to repress us.

  190. Gala said, on November 28, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    There’s no rue des Blaguer (yo joke) in Paris, and there’s no such zipcode.
    Sorry. It was funny though.

  191. m mc kenna said, on November 28, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    only the irish could get away with that wht a great post

  192. Paul Hewson said, on December 2, 2009 at 3:47 am

    And straight I will repair
    To the curragh of Kildare!

  193. George Williamson said, on December 2, 2009 at 5:11 am

    Classic Irish humour. I love it.

  194. Carlos R Casoni said, on December 3, 2009 at 9:57 pm

    The french have been learning dirty tricks from the Argies…The Hand of God..
    anyway… good reply from Paddy there…even I feel cheated ..and Iam Chilean for Christ sake!!!
    Good on you Paddy, give´em hell!!!
    We want a clean world cup…no cheating mate!!
    CRCF
    ____

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  196. Jim Tomlinson 01216821732 said, on December 7, 2009 at 1:02 am

    A box in the gob is what Henry deserves; hope they win World Cup and EMBARASS FIFA once and for all.

  197. Shameless said, on December 11, 2009 at 5:54 am

    God Bless The Irish! Nuff Said!

  198. togo said, on December 14, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    Great. You got me bursting out in laughter 😉

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  202. VAVA said, on February 23, 2010 at 5:08 pm

    If I don’t like footballl, I deeply like, how can I say to remain polite, “british ?” humour even if it comes from Ireland. Of course, these letters are false : rue des blaguers (joke ? 75000 is the actual area code for Paris ) but how funny it is and how true it could be ! But friendly said, English language is really mined like a beach in Normandy with “false friend” words, isn’it ?
    Nevertheless, I hope that the French diplomatic high level speaks better English than I do, but in fact, I am not so sure of that !

    Help ! Froggies lost in translation !!!

  203. Peter said, on February 24, 2010 at 10:22 pm

    Diplomatic football and looks like Ireland won for a change 🙂

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    All good stuff Must be some follow up bout the cheat

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    The embassy really messed up! At least they said sorry…the least they could do.

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  214. William said, on July 5, 2010 at 1:30 am

    I was cracking up when i read the part about the VIP box being for him to stand on haha

  215. Liz said, on July 8, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    This is why the Irish are awesome.

  216. Jocuri Fotbal said, on July 28, 2010 at 10:19 pm

    Le plus important dans cette histoire, c’est que les Irlandais vont se prendre la RACLEE du siecle

  217. Seán Ward said, on July 30, 2010 at 7:22 pm

    Very very good.

    I was in Croke Park at the weekend and noticed no Frenchmen were there. They probably hate Croke Park now.

    Good work 🙂

  218. Seán Ward said, on July 30, 2010 at 7:23 pm

    Very funny.

    I was in Croke Park at the weekend and noticed no Frenchmen. Something to do with these letters?

    🙂

  219. Hemp Jewelry said, on August 5, 2010 at 1:47 am

    That is so incredibly disrespectful. War is an option.

  220. Trevor said, on August 24, 2010 at 11:40 am

    You really do have to laugh but onbiously someone’s head is going to roll over this.

    Trervor Mitchell
    http://www.irishshopper.com
    For all things Irish

  221. david said, on September 12, 2010 at 1:44 am

    is this real?

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